Unfiltered Story #32741

Unfiltered | June 9, 2017

possible title: Updog Pounds, Give or Take

Seniors with high GPAs at my high school were expected to be available several periods a week to coach students who needed help. Few students wanted coaching, so we usually spent our coaching time doing our own studying or goofing around. I witnessed this between two fellow coaches, whose names I’ve changed:

Dax: Judy, can you wear an ascot with a henway?

Judy: This is some sort of joke, right, and I’m supposed to ask, “What’s an ascot?”

Dax and I burst out laughing, and Judy didn’t understand how “What’s an ascot?” would be funny.