Unfiltered Story #32656

Unfiltered | March 24, 2017

(Our band director has called in a particular percussionist from the percussion practice room, but while that person is arriving, the band is playing. Suddenly, the director stops conducting).

Director: *looking shocked* What happened to your head?

Percussionist: You can call me Ellen.

(we all turn around. The percussionist, whose hair is naturally brown, has bleached it white-blond)

Percussionist: Actually, you can call me a lot of things. Ellen, dandelion, someone said I looked like Guy Fieri…