Unfiltered Story #32619

(In fifth grade, I was in a Gifted class. We were going over some math problems involving quadrilaterals. One student was called on to work out a problem on the board. He swaggers up to the board, confidence gleaming in his eyes. When he reaches the board, he begins to speak.)

(Student): Well, since we already know that there are two sides on a rectangle…

(The entire class cried blissful unicorn tears of laughter. To this day, everyone still makes jokes about it.)