Unfiltered Story #32600

Unfiltered | January 20, 2017

(There’s an upcoming test and the kid sitting in front of me is having an anxiety attack, crying. I’m trying to help him. Note that I am female while my friend is male.)

Me: (Friend), can you look through my backpack and see if I have any tissues in there?

Friend: Sure. (shuffles through backpack) Here you go.

(I grab it without looking, and lo and behold it’s a pad.)

Me: …(Friend).

Friend: Yeah?

Me: This isn’t a tissue.

Friend: (grinning) I know.

(The kid saw and gave a little laugh, so I guess that helped!)