Unfiltered Story #32517

(My friend group has a reputation, as every one of us except for my best friend is on the LGBT+ spectrum. I’m not out yet, but everyone suspects it.)

Me (to my bisexual friend): If you were dating a guy, but then found out he was actually a girl and you didn’t know, would you still date her?

Friend #1: Well yeah, but I’m bisexual… maybe you should ask our straightest friend?

(I cross the room and sit down next to her)

Me: I have a question.

Friend #2: Yeah?

Me: If you were dating a guy, but then found out he was actually a girl and you didn’t know, would you still date her?

Friend #2: I don’t think that would happen… but I don’t think I would. Wait, why are you asking me?

Me: Well, I asked Friend #1, and since she’s bi, I decided to go ask my straightest friend, and that’s you.

Friend #2: Well, would you?

Me: Hell yeah