Unfiltered Story #32500

Unfiltered | October 3, 2016

(I am part of the marching band at our school and we are attending our annual football game against a rival school in our district. My friends and I all play trombone. The bleachers have spaces between the seats and the underside is only to be accessed when there is a custodian around. We are horsing around.)

Me: Imagine if someone’s slide fell down there? They would be f*****!

Friend #1: Tch. Only d******** would think to leave their slide unlocked and let it fall!

Friend #2: Hey, [Friend #1’s name] your slide is unlocked…

Friend #1: *slide falls off into the bleacher underside* Well f***.