Unfiltered Story #32466
Unfiltered
| August 29, 2016
(One of the boys in my class works in the pet store business and is selling pets outside of school for low prices. I decide I wanted a pot-bellied Vietnamese pig. This occurs when the order didn’t arrive.)
Me: [Boy], why didn’t the pig arrive?
Boy: Well, the first pig died, the second one escaped after taking too many steroids and the third is on its way.
(I seriously begin to doubt him, but notice something else.)
Me: [Boy], you’re wearing beaded curtains.
Boy: Feel free to pull me at any time.
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