Unfiltered Story #32464

Unfiltered | August 28, 2016

(I grew up in a lesbian household, which I only mention because it’s relevant to the story. Classmate 1 and I were playing a game at recess where other kids were being killed by something)

Me: [Classmate 2] is dead!

(After recess)

Teacher: [My Name], can I talk to you for a second?

Me: …sure?

Teacher: [Classmate 2] said you called him gay.

Me: What?! No, [Classmate 1] and I were playing a game. I said [Classmate 2] was DEAD.

Teacher: I didn’t think that was something you’d say!

(It’s always baffled me that he was upset enough to tell the teacher when he thought I called him ‘gay’, but apparently had no problem with me saying he was dead!)