Unfiltered Story #32451
(This happened a few days before the last day of school when there were only three or four of us in class and I was typing up an essay due two hours prior but I had the same teacher after lunch so I could turn it in 5th hour)
Classmate: Can you please stop typing? I’m trying to call my cheer coach.
(The cheer coach she’s calling is my aunt)
Me: No, I have to get this done before Mr. [Speech/English Teacher]’s class.
Classmate: Well can’t it wait? I have to talk to [My aunt’s name] before 6th hour!
Me: No, I have to print it out and I have a test after lunch, I have to print it out before class ends.
Classmate: You know what, get the f*** out of my way. (She then shoves me and my chair away from my personal laptop and deletes the almost 3,000 word essay I had written for speech and drama class) There, now you’re done.
Me: You stupid f***ing b*****, I’ve helped you with how many essays, worksheets, and presentations? And you delete my essay I need for speech, because you want to make a phone call. I’m kind of glad that [Classmate’s boyfriend] has been cheating on you with [My friend]
(She never did get in trouble for it, although I had to entirely re-type my essay, and she’s still with the cheater)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?