Unfiltered Story #32434

Unfiltered | July 29, 2016

(I’m in a Chemistry lab. My usual partner is out sick, so I’m working with two girls I don’t know very well. We’re boiling cabbage as part of our experiment.)

Girl 1: *puts her face near the boiled cabbage* Augh! Stinky.

Girl 2: I know, the whole lab stinks of it.

Me: *takes a deep whiff* I think it smells beautiful!

Girls 1 and 2: *wide-eyed stares*

(I eventually explained that I have no sense of smell, but the looks on their faces were priceless.)