Unfiltered Story #32371

(My family is hanging around before Thanksgiving dinner. My aunt is trying to take a photo of my family.)

Aunt: *looking through camera* “The lighting is bad, [my brother] looks like a black blob.”

Uncle: *throws up a peace sign* “Wassup dawg!”

(Everyone starts cracking up.)

Uncle: “Sorry, I’ve been teaching at a public school for too long.”