Unfiltered Story #32339

Unfiltered | April 14, 2016

(At lunch, my friends and I usually read. Today, after reading a bit, I decide to go talk to another friend and some of the people she hangs out with.)

Student: My mom was really mad when she found out that me and my brother had auctioned off the pineapple, and she tried to get it back from the people who bought it.

Me: *doing a doubletake* You what?

Student: I’m telling a story, do you want me to restart?

Me: No….did this actually happen?

Student: Yeah. My brother and I auctioned off a pineapple for like 15 bucks.