Unfiltered Story #32318

(One of the boys in my classes likes a certain presidential candidate that most of my class, including me, hates. This happens after school with the kid who likes this candidate, another kid who hates him, and my crush. Note that at this time, the phrase, “You need some milk,” has been popularized, and is said whenever you say something that is wrong with someone else.)

Student #1: “[Presidential Candidate] FOR PRESIDENT!!!!”

Me and Student #2: “NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

My Crush: “Hey, why are you guys yelling?”

Me: “[Student #1] supports [Presidential Candidate]!”

My Crush: *to [Student #1]* “You need some milk.”