Unfiltered Story #32312
(We are all at lunch when our principal comes up to us. Note: it’s about 2 weeks from the sweetheart dance at our school)
my friend: oh no not again…he does this every dance…
me: does what?
principle: *approaches us* SWEETHEART IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND MR. [PRINCIPAL’S NAME]’S DATING SERVICE IS NOW OPEN, WHO DOESN’T HAVE A DATE!?
everyone: *points to two of my friends and then to me*
principal: *turns to me* YOU DON’T HAVE A DATE
me: no sir
principal: DO NOT FRET, I’LL FIND YOU A DATE! NOW WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A GUY?
me: someone taller than me?
principal: Amazing! What about [points to guy friend]
everyone: HE HAS A GIRL FRIEND
principal: so?
everyone: YOU CAN’T DO THAT
principal: trust me, by the end of the week, I’ll have you the perfect day
me: thanks…?
(I ended up getting a date without his ‘dating service’, I who he would have picked)
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