Unfiltered Story #32296

(My best friend (male) and I (female) tend to tease each other a lot. Whenever I say, “Hey, [his name], I love you!”, he responds with, “Who are you again?” This exchange takes place at lunch.)

Me: I love you!

Him: Who are you again?

Me: *screaming* [his name] HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR WIFE?! EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE THE CAR ACCIDENT!

(He motions for me to quiet down, but I continue.)

Me: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO THROW OUR WEDDING RING AWAY? WHAT ABOUT OUR KIDS?! MARY SUE AND TOMMY MISS YOU!

(At this point, the entire cafeteria is watching us. It’s worth noting that we are not well-liked amongst the student body.)

Him: *covers face* I hate you so much…