Unfiltered Story #32263

Unfiltered | January 30, 2016

(This happened in a culinary class where four people are making a filling for a meat pie in teams of two, each one guy and one girl)

Guy #1: Hurry up, we’re falling behind.

Guy #2: Well, looks like I’m better with my meat than you.

Guy #1: I am the best with my meat… GUESS I’LL HAVE TO SQUEEZE IT FASTER!

(The two girls are red and dying of laughter Eventually, Guy #1 finishes before guy #2)

Guy #2: Turns out you’re better with meat.

Guy #1: Well, you could always come to my place to find out for sure.

(Neither of these guys were gay for the record…)