Unfiltered Story #32258

Unfiltered | January 27, 2016

(My grade 8 class is reading Lord of the Flies. My friend and I have finished the book, and we’re being silly and making up alternative versions)

Friend: And then Piggy breaks his glasses, but the flies come and fix them…

Me: …and then he uses the flies to take over the island!

Classmate: Wait, I’m not that far yet!