Unfiltered Story #32246

Unfiltered | January 17, 2016

(My friend and I convinced one of the girls in my class that the guest speaker has stapled our social studies teacher to the gym floor. We thought that was it, until our next class with him)

Student 1: Mr. [teacher’s name], is it true that you were stapled to the gym floor?

Me + friend: *exchange horrified looks, put our heads down to be inconspicuous*

Teacher: …I don’t even want to know.