Unfiltered Story #32232

Unfiltered | December 28, 2015

*My best friend, her boyfriend and I are waiting for class to start, and since we have a fair bit of time, we’re getting antsy. My friend sits down and her boyfriend sits on her lap. She tries to get him off by slapping his back over and over again until she gets out a rhythmic beat, and her boyfriend in response is making vibrating noises. I’m watching in shock as an idea comes to mind. As they continue, I start rapping*

Me: fire up the loud! Another round of shots!

*my friends stop and turn to look at me, then*

All 3 of us: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

*the three of us spent the rest of the time remaking the song*