Unfiltered Story #32219

(It is Halloween . I am dressed as squirrel dead pool. The squirrel costume came with 2 plush nuts. The nuts are on my desk.)

Me: Mrs. [ teachers name ] do you want to see my nuts ?

Teacher : Honey I’ve already seen your nuts.

(Realizing what she said, she face-palms and the whole class starts cracking up, including her.