Unfiltered Story #32218

(When I was in 4th grade I used to play a mental game against tests and quizzes. If I could finish them before a certain time, I “won”.)

Me: *finishes test*

Me: *accidentally out loud* “I win.”

(For the next month I kept hearing:)

Classmates: “Hey [My name], did you win?”

(I’m now 24 and I’m sure I’m the only one who remembers anything about it, but I still mentally flinch every time I remember it.)