Unfiltered Story #32204

Unfiltered | November 29, 2015

(It was a bad day for me as i had a very obvious pimple on my face. I was just walking to my seat when one of the “popular” girls confronts me)

Girl: You are aware that you have a pimple on your face, right?

Me: Yes, you are aware of the p*nis on your face right? Because you’re an absolute d*ickhead.

Girl: *stunned* I don’t have a penis on my face..

Me: You might want to check the Internet, honey.

Girl: *walks away*

Teacher: I should send you to the principals office, but that was an amazing recovery.