Unfiltered Story #32195

Unfiltered | November 20, 2015

(this happens at the end of the period)

Trumpet 1: Thanks for all the jazz help, man.

Trumpet 2: No problem, but it’ll cost you $40.

Trumpet 1: Okay, I’ll just sell my siblings to pay you back.

(Trumpet 2 leaves. A violin player who had also heard the exchange speaks up)

Violinist: [Trumpet 1], you don’t have any siblings.

Trumpet 1: Shh! *pauses and whispers* Yeah, but he doesn’t know that.