Unfiltered Story #32193

(I take a class with a couple students in it and our teacher gets to know us all pretty well and in return we pull jokes on him. It is a couple minutes before the bell rings and my teacher is talking to a couple students leaving his phone on his desk and i pick it up and lock it out for 30 minutes for typing in the password wrong like crazy)

Me: welp bye human teacher and see you next week!

Teacher: Why next week? this week barely start–

*I hand him his phone and dash out the door*

Teacher: YOU DICK!

Entire class bursts laughing and i catch up with them as the bell rings still laughing.