Unfiltered Story #32188

(My Sophomore English teacher (English Teacher 1) is totally awesome and we have s lot of fun in his class. One day there is this conversation where this kid (Classmate 1) accidentally said that he would do something that disrespected Jews. My English Teacher is Jewish…so is the freshman english teacher (English Teacher 2) and Classmate 1’s Friend (Classmate 2). A few days later my English teacher brings up the conversation again and this is what happens…)

English Teacher 1: You know I’m Jewish right?

Classmate 1: Yeah. I also know “Classmate 2” is too!

English Teacher 1: (Innterrupts Classmate 1. In the direction of Classmate 2) Brother!

Class: (Laughs)

Classmate 1: And “English Teacher 2’s Last Name” I is Jewish too.

(Pause)

Classmate 2: (As if he was deep in thought) Does this mean I’m going to be an English Teacher when I grow up?

(The class starts laughing hysterically and we had to wait a second before continuing with the lesson.)