Unfiltered Story #32183

Unfiltered | November 8, 2015

(A new fishing store opened near our school and my geography teacher is detailing his first visit to it.)

Teacher: They had a whole aisle full of knives, these great machetes. My brother likes machetes. I don’t know why. He also has three kids. *pauses* Not that that has anything to do with him liking machetes.