Unfiltered Story #314513

(My roommate has a cat that likes to watch me while I cook. I’m cooking spaghetti, and throw a bunch of cheese on. Small specks fall on the floor, and the cat watches them. Then he goes over and sniffs.)

Cat: *licks up cheese like Yoshi* “Mlem!”

Me: “Kitty! Don’t eat that, it’ll make you farty!”

(Later, I told my roommate, and he was upset because cheese are poisonous to cats. But he was fine and he wasn’t too mad. He wasn’t even gassy. But I never thought cats would lick up cheese like a dog .)