Unfiltered Story #313666

Our company is contracted to do some lighting for a higher end golf course. We have access to the clubhouse washrooms, which is a rare luxury for our line of work. We’re never on sites long enough or have a large enough crew to warrant renting porta-potties. As such our normal method of relief is to use the back of the cube van and a watertight vessel of some kind.

One of our new hires is a nice guy but has no common sense. We’re on break and he has to answer the call of nature. Instead of going to the clubhouse he opts for the van and cup. No big deal, but when he emerges with the cup full of fluid he proceeds to dump it and dramatically shake it out directly onto the front tire of the high end car in the next parking spot

The owner was sitting in the driver’s seat at the time