Unfiltered Story #313665

I am staying at a hotel on vacation with my family, in December. This hotel has a nice indoor pool, and I have just finished up swimming and am leaving the pool. I run into a lady coming in.

Lady: Do you know where the outdoor pool is?

Me: Uh, no, I don’t think this hotel has one. But why would you want to? It’s twenty six degrees outside (Fahrenheit), it would be freezing.

Lady: No I’m certain there is one. Show me where it is.

Me: Again, there is no outdoor pool, and it is below freezing outside. I’m going to go now. Goodbye.