Unfiltered Story #313633

Me: (fiddling with my computer) “Motherf***er.”

Stepmother: “(my full name!) Your Nana is here!”

Me: “Ah, she’s heard worse things come out of my mouth.”

Nana: “It’s true. I’ve heard her take the Lord’s Name in vain before. Don’t worry, though, I talked to her about it.”

Stepmother: “Clearly it didn’t sink in.”