Unfiltered Story #312645

*My father worked as a Corrections Officer for the county. One day, a call comes in for Boss [Name], who’s supervising a work detail (a.k.a. chain gaing).*

Caller: “Hey, Boss, you got all your convicts?”

Boss [Name]: *checks* “Yep. They’re all here.”

Caller: “That’s funny, ‘cause a State Trooper has two of ‘em in his car right now.”

*Boss [Name] got into trouble for “losing” two convicts and lying about it. He also suffered eternal embarrassment ‘cause nobody ever let him live it down.*