Unfiltered Story #312482

My friends and I are beginning a session of a role playing game, based on an extremely popular franchise. It’s been a few weeks so we’re touching base again.

Friend 1: Okay, so, you’re on this planet, last time we discussed what we were all going to do –

Friend 2: [My name] and I were going to go to find fuel, right?

Me: Fuel and food, we want to get off this miserable planet.

Friend 3: Right, so myself and [Friend 4] are discussing who to talk to, you’re getting feud and fool –

All of us: Um.

Me: FEUD and FOOL???

Friend 3: Yeah? What did I say? Fuel and –

All of us: Feud and fool?!

Friend 3 then face-palmed, gave us a nasty look, and stuck her tongue out, all while grinning. Though we didn’t get off the planet, it was a really good session.