Unfiltered Story #303684

This takes place when the Lord of the Rings films are white-hot (and still in cinemas) and a lot of us are also reading the books. Our History teacher is a young guy, and everyone likes him, but on this day he does something unforgivable. The class has somehow turned to discussing The Lord of the Rings, and the teacher pipes up with:

TEACHER: Do you guys want to know how it ends?

Cue twenty or so teenagers uttering various forms of horrified negative responses.

TEACHER: …Gollum throws himself in with the ring.

CLASS: *groans in unison*