Unfiltered Story #300983

Our cat hates me most of the time, she prefers my husband and each evening they can be found snoozing together in front of the tv. She loves to sleep on him, but lately she has taken to perform a certain bodily function if I give her cuddles. This afternoon she has been curled up on my pillow so I decided to give her a quick snuggle when I was in the room. I bend down and then a familiar smell hits me.

Me “Eww, do you always have to fart when I am around”

Cat looks at me with disdain, then nods her head yes before turning away to go into ignore mode.