Unfiltered Story #298082

One of my friends loves my daughters and has become an ‘honorary’ Uncle to them. He was visiting them the other day when I walked in on him with my oldest daughter (5 years old) on his lap. She was pretending to hit him in the arm over and over. With each mock strike he pretended to be hurt.

Friend: “Ow! Ow! Ow! Why do you keep hitting me?”
Daughter: (giggling) ” ’cause I like to”
Friend: “Ow! can’t I get kisses instead!?”
Daughter: “No! No kisses, hit [friend]!”
Friend: “ow! I guess I really shouldn’t complain. This is the first time I can honestly say I have a cute girl hitting on me”