Unfiltered Story #298037

(My girlfriend and I run on different internal clocks; she likes to stay up late, while I’m more “early to bed, early to rise”. This makes scheduling our sexytimes a bit challenging.)

(One evening we’re snuggled on the couch watching TV. She notices my energy waning.)
HER: Well, dear, shall I tuck you into bed.
ME: (looking at her) “Tuck”?
HER: (grinning) Oh, the difference a consonant makes.