Unfiltered Story #298019

(This story happens while I rented a house with four other girls during college. I am walking home from the bars with one of them one night when we pass by a group of guys, probably on their way to a party. As two young women, this was a little intimidating but nowhere near as frightening as my roommate was making it out to be. At that moment, the boyfriend of a different roommate happened to drive past, so he swerved dramatically into the crosswalk we were crossing, stopping directly in our path so we could hop in the car.)

Roommate: Wow, [boyfriend of other roommate], you even turned the seat warmers on for us! What a hero!

Boyfriend: (A look of realization and horror comes over his face) No! My Macdon’s!! (a local name for Macdonald’s)