Unfiltered Story #297264

(I live in a very rural and coastal location which has a cliff… That’s also extremely flat. Look in land – maybe a tree, that’s about it. Look out to sea – on a clear day you can see the city of our rival county, but this is the UK so typically just sea and cloud. My friend from up North has come to visit and is walking with me and my brother)

Friend: (looking in land) “Now I get why you consider our hills as mountains… cor, if your dog legged it you could see him for another 3 days…”

Brother: (gesturing to the cliff) “Unless he ran in that direction, then it’ll be 3 minutes then ‘Awoooooooo!’ SPLASH”