Unfiltered Story #294153

My daughter experiments with my new smartphone and naturally directs her attention to YouTube.

Daughter: I’m going to make you very happy.

Me: Mmmm?

Daughter (using the voice-activated search): “Lydia Lunch.”

Me: <laughs>

Daughter: It called up videos by One Direction!

Me: It must have known from your voice that you were an eight-year-old girl.