Unfiltered Story #293102

Context: One of my daycare kids was playing with a toy vacuum cleaner.
Me: Are you cleaning stuff up?
Kid: No, it’s a snow blower!
Me: Oh, okay!
Kid: (pushes it in my direction) I’m gonna blow snow on you!
Me: Aaahhh so cold!
Kid: I’m gonna blow you!
Me: Pfft what?! XD