Unfiltered Story #292150

Me, answering the phone: Thank you for calling (clinic name). This is (my name). How may I help you today?
Caller: Are you open tomorrow?
Me: No, I’m sorry, but we’re closed on Sundays and Mondays.
Caller: Oh. And you’re closing permanently?
Me: Not to my knowledge.
Caller: Then you’re still available for pick up?
Me: I’m sorry, but what were you hoping to pick up?
Caller: Is this the Mediterranean restaurant?
Me:…No, this is (clinic name).
Caller: Oh! I’m sorry; wrong number.