Unfiltered Story #290999
(I am a waitress. When a customer that I have been serving is getting his coat, he calls me over and opens up his wallet.)
Customer: See this?
(He is holding up a folded $20 bill. I am about to reach for it when he holds both of his fingers at either end and it breaks in two.)
Customer: You’re not getting it. Tips are optional for a reason, darling.
(He walks out with a big grin on his face, as if he has played a great practical joke. I have to go to the back so the customers won’t see me sobbing.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?