Unfiltered Story #289772

My husband and I are play fighting when he suddenly bites me hard high on the shoulder.

Me: Hey, don’t leave marks that can be seen at work!

Husband: It’s fine, just say it’s for Halloween.

Me: I guess I could dress it up with a makeup kit.

Husband: … A what?

Me: You know, those cheap spooky makeup kits they have at the drug store.

Husband: Oh, I misheard you. I thought you said a makeup cat.

Me: No, those are awful. They try so hard but they can’t do detail work and might put out your eye.

Husband: Makes sense, it’s awkward to hold a brush with paws.

Me: They do decent clown makeup though.