Unfiltered Story #288338

My girlfriend and I have just gotten home from running some errands. It’s a nice fall day out, partly cloudy but the sun is shining and there is a nice breeze. My girlfriend is getting over a cold so her body temperature has been fluctuating all day. She is sitting on the couch fanning herself with her hand.

GF: What the heck, my whole body is hot except my boobs are cold.

Me: That’s because they miss me.

GF: Is that so?

Me: Yup. Bring them over here, I’ll warm them up. *I flap my hand back and forth, miming a slapping motion*

GF: That’s what you’re NOT going to do to them!