Unfiltered Story #285358
Customer: “A half-pound of [rival brand] turkey, please.”
Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t carry that.”
Customer: “What do you mean you don’t carry it? This is a deli and you have no turkey?!”
Me: “I mean, we don’t carry [rival brand]. We have [our brand] products.”
Customer: “What kind of [rival store] doesn’t have [rival brand]?!”
Me: “We’re not [rival store].”
Customer: “What do you mean, you’re not [rival store]?”
Me: “This is [my store].”
Customer: “Exactly! [My store] is [rival store]!”
Me: “No, [my store] is [my store]. [Rival store] is [rival store].”
Customer: “I know you have it in the back!”
Me: “I assure you that we do not.”
Customer: “Yes you do! You’re saving it for the white folks ’cause you’re a racist!”
Me: “Ooookay then, have a nightmarishly wonderful day.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?