Unfiltered Story #285272

*This happened at my house between my aunt and her 13 year old grandson(who I will refer to as cousin in this story)*

Cousin: (sits on my aunts electric scooter and farts)

Aunt: Get your booty off of my scooter before you put a hole in it.

Cousin:You mean like I did to my bed?

Aunt:Did you fart a hole into your bed?

Cousin:No.

(Everyone starts to laugh)