Unfiltered Story #28503

(My friend is a very strange person. His mother packs his lunch, and today he had, for dessert, candy that is small chocolate discs in a hard shell that are named with two letters in the middle of the alphabet. He has given them to me because he doesn’t like that particular candy. This following conversation ensues.)

Friend: Hey, can I have that [Candy]?

Me: I thought you didn’t like them.

Friend: Well, I only like the red and green ones.

Me: You know they’re all the same flavor, right?

Friend: I’m so stupid…