Unfiltered Story #284776

I’m sitting at the couch doing a little web surfing…
Wife: “What are you reading?”
Me: “Not Always Right”
Wife: “If your’e not reading ‘Always Right’, what are you reading?”
Me: “What I’m reading is … ‘Not.’ ‘Always.’ ‘Right’.”
Wife: (laughing) “If your’e not reading ‘Always Right’, what are you reading?”
Me: (sigh) “Love you dear.”
Wife: (laughing) “Love you too.”