Unfiltered Story #28447

USA | Unfiltered | June 19, 2017

(It’s a few weeks before the US presidential election of 2016 but I voted early by mail in since I’m a college student and I can’t just go home on Election Day to do it. This conversation happens when I’m talking with 3 of my friends the day after I voted.)

Friend 1: So (my name) what did you do this weekend?

Me: well I went home and I voted.

Friend 2: Nice. So who did you vote for?

Me: The only logical candidate there was this year-Bernie Sanders.

(My three friends all look at each other and then burst out laughing)

Friend 1: Watch, Bernie’ll be sitting at home on Election Night watching the results and then his wife’ll come in and be like “Hey Bernie, you got a vote.”

Friend 2: And then Bernie’ll be like “what but who would vote for me?” and his wife’ll say “It’s this guy (My name)”

Friend 3: And then she’ll be like “But I don’t think it’s real. I looked him up on Facebook. Have you ever heard of (small, very unknown college we attend)”

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