Unfiltered Story #28441

Unfiltered | June 12, 2017

(My friend and I are into multiplayer RPG games, and tend to roleplay our characters. We are coming out of a tavern where our characters have been talking about becoming backstabbers to someone’s plot, when I get a random message from someone.)

Other player: “Gay! So f***ing gay!”

Me: “Thank you for telling me your sexual choices, but it’s none of my business.”

Other player: “I thought I should tell everyone. Now I have to tell my boyfriend.”

Me: “I wish you luck in your convo with your boyfriend, then. I’m sure he already knows, though.”

(That had to have been the funniest response I’ve had with a would-be harasser. I still laugh about it to this day.)